OMO TRAUMA! @ 1am

Bismillah

So there i was, having a nice sleep when suddenly I felt a rustle and 'something' was crawling by my ear. In panic I reached out, squashed that unknown bugger and flung it to the wall.
I woke up in horror and turned on the lights. With voices raising a little octave higher than usual, I woke my sister up. Reluctantly she got up and stared at me with the expression that says "What is wrong with you?"

I smelled my hands, which was covered with the creatures blood(?) and confirmed my worse fear. Yeah, that's right. In the middle of the night, at 1am there was a COCKROACH crawling near my ear.

My sister and I made such a fuss, jumping here and there. I took a broom and told her to kill the creature while I washed my face and hands. Next thing I knew, she was telling me she CAN'T kill it. This confirms scientific theory that Cockroaches could most definitely survive a nuclear bomb. So i took charge and used the broom to smack the damn bug multiple times. The amazing thing was that it STILL lived and it crawled away. In panic my sister and I ended up being more noisy. My sister said, "This is scarier than a horror movie." I couldn't have said that better myself. While I scavenged the room for the runaway bug, my sister's cat appeared and it was a walking disaster. Apparently the cat decided that a midnight dip in the sewers was just the thing he needed to do and then he proceeds to bring the filth into our home. My sister cleaned him up (resulting in more noise) while I searched for the elusive criminal.

Once we both located it I sprayed that bug with all the Shieldtox I could and then proceeded to stamp on it. After what seemed like an hour of torture, the creature finally died. Even now I still imagine it crawling on my ear.

I found it weird that throughout this incident, none of my parents woke up.

The end. haha

Alhamdulillah